critch wernt u snoggin rigzy that night as well ? u MINX

o that wasnt all, sum other blonde too! lol

really....there was 3! critch u r the origional minx!

xcuse me folx. i do believe that all3 of u r bad minxs urself. miss mahn all im gna say is dave larsh. sal u have the biggest sex life out of us all and mr dalle mulle u r a naughty boy urslelf. peace out

lol critch im no naughty boy! im VERY GOOD!

now now now, were we all snogging eachother on sat or wot? Fab im waiting to see sum pictures of u my little friend!

critch certainly was, an sum ova girl wiv bright orange nails, he was doin circuits round shorrocks!!! haha

Hence the original saying: - "Shorrocks = inbred"
that is all

ur inbred! u were in there 2 u midget!

omg i look like such a slag from sat nite... cant u understand that it was lambrini dave my alter ego lol. arrgghh!

doesnt it look like 2 girls snoggin there lol

dave u do look like a girl sometimes but thats y we love u so much! an franki yea so what if were inbred, u stay on one of us an we'll all get ya!

Ooooo Mr witterick ill have u know thers no incriminating softcoer fotos of me ill have u know! so stick that on ya folk an eat it!

lol stick that in ur pipe and smoke it

DIIRTY slags da lot of ya.. shoroxs is defo in bred but if u pull who cares!!

medals 4 da nite defo go 2 dave 4 makin a round tour of da women in ther and reverting back 2 his play boy ways!!

Witty u jus got in on the action 2 so medal 4 u larsh

and fab ther may not b ne fotos of u and lady friends but we kno ur a minx as well so special award is urs!!

And that woz da run down of da shorroxs olympics folks.....peace

rob larsh i think ur missin out on a special award. the one 4 urself. i do believe u consumed as much as us all and pulled 2, well done u'v done me proud. wear ur medal with pride

me an jade deserve medals too!

infact, everyone in attendance @ Lambrini Night is a hero for drinkin sheer piss, and therefore entitled to recognition.

there should be a proper award scheme set up concerning the following:

*Total attendances of the 05-hill per month/season/year
*Amount of alcohol consumed in one night/month/season/year
*Total amount pulled in one night/month/season/year
*Amount of falls in one night/month/season/year
*Total trips to the bogs to knock it in one night/month/season/year
*Amount of themed dress-up attended in one month/season/year
*Total amount of pole dances in one night/month/season/year

all these triumphs should be celebrated in an award ceremony (a piss-up in the 05-Hill of course) at designated dates thoughout the year..

or maybe wer always to wrecked to make a record... lol

shit that wud b 1 big f@cker of a bash but im up 4 da challenge!!

awards wud b gud but blatanly evry1 wud 4get wot they did, wot they drank and whether they even made it 2 shorrox or not!!

theory of it yes
practicallity no
awards 4 sara for cummin up wiv da idea gold medal an certificate!

honarary posistion as a cardinalette 4 providing us wiv da lambrini nite!!

Cardinalette ms-pizzorno larsh da 1st!!lol

cough cough

(distinguished bow)

:)

it has that effect jus dnt stop ravin, dnt stop gettin pissed and ur title will not leave ya!!! XXXX