The latest contenders for "Win a date with Vicky Pollard"! ! !

Having my picture with different fit girls and having a laugh or having my picture taken with a muggy crew that think Goldie Looking Chain are serious musicians! ! !

You must recognise the look from the faces of the hundreds of 'uncles' you have that come to visit your mum!

u dont have a clue do u m8, half thoes girls are mingers, dats all u`ll get tho see, coz ur a fuckin ugly lookin bloke anyway. wot da fuck u goin an about goldie lookin chain for?

first of all:
i think another user posted about the gun!!
Saying you're a rude boy is an insult to the origin of the word rude boy...
You're quite right about the hair cut... like i said, i wore it as an afro on purpose!!! indicating that it isn't my usual style. as it is it's normally short and spiky.

yep i'm overweight... AND??

the cap must obviously be tightened and pushed back that far to reveal that weird fringe... really it's nothing to be proud of...

but never mind hey... we're not unfortunate enough to be you, so we'l just pity you instead

Ha Ha!! you have made my afternoon Kironb, I can't remember the last time someone was that clueless and then I realised that they weren't joking about how dense they were....!! PS - Im not fat and don't have curly hair, you can't label everyone as fat with curly hair, just cos your last punter you fancied dumped you... rent boy!

Only messing mate, I love these slatting chats, don't take it seriously!!!

hahahaha, even lieing about how u have ur hair wow u must be embarassed. There is nout wrong wiv being FAT like theres nout wrong wiv me being a chav. theres nuffin wrong wiv my fringe. thanks for pitying me, nice to know u thnk of me!

and you know i'm lying how???
ah imagination... aren't you lucky you found a brain cell to use

wot u goin on about dappad, i neva said u were fat and had curley hair i woz on about that kitfro. lol.

I think he's borrowing it! Probablly from one of his 'uncles' whose had his brains phucked out by his old dear!

God I love the banter! ! !

coz that is wot sad people do is lie. wow, i hadnt noticed that i had any brain cells. cheers for pointing it out to me.

na my daddy gave me my brain cell for christmas.

Just out interest, if theres nothing wrong with being fat, why did you use it as an insult?

what was that, trying to be clever?
i wouldn't bother, no one will believe you.

Is that what he told you they were?

KironB's Dad:
"Now come on son, put these veiny 'brain cells' in your mouth, don't worry about the sack! Just don't tell your Mum. It'll be our little secret, my special boy!"

KironB:
"mmmmm"

wow you know i'm sad too?

EVERYBODY, I'm Sad :(
Really, i am, i'm depressed.

at least listening to the rantings of someone with the intelligence of a small dead slug is cheering me up

just fuckin sick m8, i neva said fuk all about ur parents so leave em out of it yea, that is just harsh and below the line!

Come on, only having a laugh!
I'm sure your parents are very nice!

you mentioned my momma
thats bringing parents into it

fuck u all u sick cunts, yea but i neva said u suck ur dads cock, i said wont she let u go to the raves, there a big difference. when it comes to saying stuff about my parents i dont think it is a laught

Were you going as a Chav for fancy dress then? I've done that before, chav parties are brilliant! Do u like my big pink hat?

but slating people because they're over weight is??

typical little whiny bitch, mugs off bout everyone else, and when they get some heat back they go off for a cry!