It all went down hill for a certain someone (not me) after this was taken....

yes a certain someone got VERY diverted last night lol

First rule of Janette- Don't give her Sambucca

Second rule of Janette- DONT GIVE HER SAMBUCCA. EVER.

I remember nothing.

I also apologise profusely to all the DJ's I probably irritated, all the clubbers I fell on and to anyone else I pissed off.

Believe me- i've been paying for it ever since Saturday.

I can absolutely promise on my life that you will NEVER see me in anywhere near that state ever again!!! :-(

We've all been there at some stage of our lives but not that bad!...... Jokes hun! Was a good laugh though ;p

Ps, you owe Amy plenty sweets and chocolates and much much more!

Was a good laugh though ;p

At least im comedic value then!

Ps, you owe Amy plenty sweets and chocolates and much much more!

She likes looking after me- its her hobby ;-)

you were fantastic J! you help make a very entertaining evenin'

Ahahaha... oh dear, well I love you! x

She likes looking after me- its her hobby ;-)

Yes I really am this sad, this is the only hobby I actually REALLY enjoy.....

you owe Amy plenty sweets and chocolates and much much more!

listen to the man!!

you were fantastic J! you help make a very entertaining evenin'

Don't listen to this man. FFS just BEHAVE ;o)

No harm done hun it was extremely amusing.......x

For anyone wanting to hire me out to 'entertain' im available for a fee of:

1 x (large) bottle vodka
2 x shots tequila
5 x shots sambucca
2 x random cocktails involving toblerone and strawberries (don't ask)
1 x DJ booth to land in

All beverages must be administered previous to entertainment.

Many Thanks

Jay x

im available for a fee of:

How could you forget Brandy & Coke and Chicken wings (when I say forget I think you know what I mean.)