Rumour has it you guys were a lil bit pissed last nite, Mr Rayner...

hehehe

that's a fucking superb photo!

Mate - wasted - almost got pina colada all over the camera...eh Chris?

Sorry about that Beth.

To be honest my memory of last night is a little hazy.

hazy ......after protek your gonna struggle to remember the last 3 months lol :P

**(yawns)**

where did the weekend go?

Fuck, it's Monday! :-(

I want my duvet. I haven't spent nearly enough time with it this weekend.

sigh

I got two hours in a wooden chair at Vicky's. It was nice

I wondered where you'd slept. i thought possibly the tree end the end of the garden. shame.

My eyes hurt.

Thats possibly because you were bending them into the back of your head on Friday nite. lol

At least you didn't have an asthma attack at your boyfriends parents house on Sunday morning...

How did it go. Did you avoid calling them all cunts?

christ. it wasn't the best meeting tbh. i stood in their kitchen for about 20 minutes, realised i couldn't actually breathe, started to feel a bit faint due to said lack of air and had to leave about 5 minutes later! i think i'd have made a better impression if i had worn a bit flashing t-shirt with 'You Are All Cunts!' written on it.

i told you. me and parents shouldn't happen.

Good work Joey. Keeping the guilty spirit alive!

Hell yeah! I'm a fine, upstanding member of society. Our society. not ACTUAL society obviously.