Win 6 VIP tickets to Minus CONTAKT at Brixton Academy

This article is about m-nus presents contakt @ Brixton Academy in London (UK), Sat 26 Sep

Mixmag & DSI have teamed up with Minus to give away SIX VIP Tickets to the ONLY worldwide Minus CONTAKT Show this year at the world famous Brixton Academy this Saturday September 26.

This ground breaking show is back for one night ONLY worldwide in London's world famous O2 Academy Brixton. It’s the only chance to catch Minus this year in the UK and is Richie Hawtin's ONLY London club show this year!

Check the action from the exclusive VIP lounge at Brixton which overlooks the huge main floor. You will be joining the movers and shakers from across Europe, who will descend on London's biggest and most impressive performance spaces for this once in a life-time music and visual spectacular. A massive custom LED lighting installation will be rigged across the main stage, state-of-the-art surround sound will be especially customised to fit the Academy.

Mesmerizing visuals perfectly synchronized to the music, and a stage set-up that allows all of the Minus artists to seamlessly mix together. Richie Hawtin, Magda, Troy Pierce, Marc Houle, Gaiser, Heartthrob, JPLS, Ambivalent & Barem become ‘as one'.

To enter tell us in the comments below the weirdest thing you've ever seen on a laptop. We'll pick a winner on Thursday. If you enter make sure you can get to London on Saturday night and have five mates to bring with you. Normal Mixmag Ts and Cs apply.

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GorgeousAsh

Hi Nick,

I'm not sure if this counts as 'the strangest thing' but, it certainly makes me and the rest of my Facebook people laugh still to this day!

Last year me and the rest of our family all chipped in to by my 87 year old Grandma a laptop. Why she wanted one I'll never know, but to make the old bird happy we went ahead with it. Me being the youngest in my family naturally got chosen to set it all up for her and get her onto the world wide web. A few weeks down the line she called to ask me if I could nip round and fix the laptop as it was broken. It wasn't broken. She'd some how managed to hide all her icons on her desktop and couldn't find Mozilla. Four cups of tea later of having to explain how to avoid doing this again I decided to check out her history just to to see what the harmless bingo winged dribbler had been googling etc..

Oh my sweet Jesus.. To my horror and absolute comedy value her history informed me she had been checking out Youporn & Xhamster, daily! "Ahh so that's why she didn't go to bingo last Wednesday". Google also informed she had been searching for 'dogging sites in Halifax' (Why, I'll never know as the rampant rabbit lives in Colchester!) , also in the evidence was 'English lesbians' and my favorite one of all, 'Burt Bacharach naked pictures' !! errr Absolute dirt bag she is, I will never be able to shake her tarnished hand ever again! My friends on Facebook think she's a legend and want to meet her and have named my passionate Italiano Grandma "Sloppy Giuseppe"!!

Thanks man, Contakt has Ritchie Hawtin, needs me :)

Who laughed: FairyLiquidBaby and ashleyBORG
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Posted Mon 21 Sep

team-pffft

omg i dont know if its real or not but... hamster sex dolls online
realhamster.com
i understand real life human sex dolls, but a hamsetr!!!!

other not wierdest but most horrific is
facebook.com
the guy is still alive!!!! sick!

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Posted Mon 21 Sep

ashleyBORG

GorgeousAsh said:

and my favorite one of all, 'Burt Bacharach naked pictures' !! errr Absolute dirt bag she is, I will never be able to shake her tarnished hand ever again!

Hahaha... If I had the money, I'd pay for you to go myself

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Posted Tue 22 Sep

JohnB-DSI

teamfishcake.co.uk is lovely and very weird.

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Posted Tue 22 Sep
Edited Tue 22 Sep

RuShox

i saw a mad piece of software on a laptop when i went to Belgium to see Luciano presents AEther it was just colours and bars, but touch screen and whenever it was touched around the visuals would change to match the tempo of the other 5 laptops' beats.
Was an epic night and well worth the 2 hour wait to get to the front for the start if the set :)

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Posted Tue 22 Sep

TechFunkFish

i have seen your mum on my laptop !

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Posted Wed 23 Sep

Thai-Wronghorse

I've seen my laptop inside your mum!

Who laughed: TechFunkFish
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Posted Wed 23 Sep

TechFunkFish

i have seen you on my laptop with my mum..............shit !

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Posted Wed 23 Sep

FairyLiquidBaby

Embedding is disabled unfortunately but this Spoon Slide Guitar is the best thing I have seen on the internet for a while, (not entering the comp, just sharing)…

youtube.com

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Posted Wed 23 Sep

DJChewy

the other week, i saw my work colleague checking out anal bleaching/whitenning on the web on her laptop - wtf ??? she was well embarassed least to say lol !

check out what its all about in the vid below, wierdos indeed

youtube.com

p/s - if i do win this comp, i will definitely take her as 1 of my vip entry ! haha

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Posted Wed 23 Sep
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TechFunkFish

My laptop was on the kitchen side at my mums and i had facebook left on. i was in the back room chatting to my old man when we heard a loud scream and the smashing of plates , we all thought my mum must of had a accident cooking the dinner and rushed to the kitchen. Turns out it was the video of the guy cracking his face open in a diving accident i had been sent by a friend. ha ha that will teach my mum to be nosey and look at my facebook.

Who laughed: Thai-Wronghorse
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Posted Wed 23 Sep

JohnB-DSI

FairyLiquidBaby said:

Embedding is disabled unfortunately but this Spoon Slide Guitar is the best thing I have seen on the internet for a while, (not entering the comp, just sharing)…

lovely!

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Posted Wed 23 Sep

M-nus

M-NUS CONTAKT - SET TIMES

REBEKAH AFF
10pm - 11pm

FABRIZIO MAURIZI
11pm - 12:30am

CONTAKT SHOW
12.30am - 06:00am

RICHIE HAWTIN
MAGDA
TROY PIERCE
MARC HOULE
HEARTTHROB
GAISER
JPLS
AMBIVALENT
BAREM

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Posted Thu 24 Sep