Dear David - You used to be alright, but now you've turned into a cheese mongering money grabbing god awful music peddling cunt. Why is this?

oh dear, too much time on your hands if you worked that one out ;) ...

I think we have a winner Hahaha!

If it wasn't shit French, I'd agree.


...than David Guetta?

..thanks to the disco loving guy I bought this lens from...

Dear David, do you love sitting on the end of my Canon day in day out?

Dear David.
As a guy who was once popular and is now not.
I wonder if you can tell me why no one uses DSI anymore?

David, what would you name the office squirrel?

David, are we related?

David, who told you that t-shirt was a good idea?

David, what cup size are you? (sorry, just jealous)

Dear David, why are all these people entering the competition when they don't even like you?

Dear Dave,

Don't you know there's a group for all this?

David, why do French people smell?

David, why don't you look me in the eye while were making love?

Dear David, a chick put her nose in my ear hole when she spoke to me in a club. Does that mean she wants it up the Gary?

Dear David, If if a=b(c) and b=a(c) and c=a(b-a)

What is a[b+c(b-a)] equal?

Never mind me - talk to Guetta!

Dear David - bo bou bell baulbles?

Dear David, Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Dear David,

During troubled economic times like these, with the macro-environmental climate the worse we've seen in this generation - many would be forgiven for having a pessimistic outlook towards the future of the music industry, in particular the sales of physical music media such a CDs. I'd therefore be fascinated if you could let me know the answer to the question that's on not only the lips of the economists, but on the minds of all music lovers across the globe... does Kelly Rowland have a hairy satchel?

Dear David,

Song titles are almost always (linguistically-speaking) grammatical constituents. Most commonly, these are Noun Phrases (NP) The Boy In The Bubble, but can also be Gerund Verb Phrase (VP) Working My Way Back To You, Babe, Prepositional Phrase (PP) In The Navy, Adverbial Phrase (AdvP) Always And Forever, Adjectival Phrase (AP) Little Green Bag, Sentence (S) This Is Not A Love Song and occasionally N-Bar Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Dancing With A Pict.

Nonconstituent titles and ungrammatical constituent titles are actually quite rare.

So my question is this: Was your choice of song title Baby When The Light actually a deliberate post-Chomskian eschewing of grammatical norms, or had you not thought about it that deeply?

Thanks,

Dave