Just HOW MANY random people came up to me last night and said "are you davenewt?". (Answer: loads!)

DaveNewt....DSI superstar in the ascendant!

a legend in his own virtual lifetime :O)

DaveNewt - a legend in his own lunchtime - DSI superstar - google king, cunning linguist... how many titles can a man have (before you can call him a man ... sorry watched a couple o Bob Dylan documentaries over the w'end)
Looks like a top night - glad it went well Jurassik

Cheers Dave! :O)

On behalf of the random Davenewt stalkers, I would just like to say :-

"Mr Newt, you belong to us. You will be like us. Lower your shields and surrender. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

I really don't want to think about DaveNewt's stalk...... urrgghhhh - think I'm coming down with what Ellis has got... ;-)

Raisin - you may think I'm the one being assimilated, but that's all part of my grand plan! ;-) Like you said, resistance is futile!

Yeah - he's an anti-assimilation virus try & assimilate him & ...... (run out of things to say... ooops) ;-)

oh, that backfired didn't it..... I'm a little bit scared now :-O

be afraid... be very very afraid..
he scares the willies out of me..... ;-)

Boo!

Made it into work ok then....?
:-)

Yep, and fully resisted yet another penis joke too.

Why - do you have a book of em? (penis jokes).. :-O !!

I've had six hours and can't think of a good retort.

Two year later and I found a good retort.

Oh dear. Dave has reached the end of the internet and is going through it again.