In a Strangely blurred area of South West London on Google maps, there are reports of tech, funk and breaks well above normal levels. In regular djing trips outside of the compound Cyantific has leaked more and more space age material. If you don't know by now, hold tight, the truth is out there, and it's coming to a dancefloor near you!

These freelance Cyantist's hail from the far flung reaches of South-West London. Jon & Matt have been making harsh tasty beats together since high school and were gathered up into the Hospital fold in summer 2002, after a tip off from High Contrast. With a series of 12"s, remixes and compilation appearances helping to build their diehard underground fanbase.

Jon's DJ sets are something to behold too - this man has some serious skills, and he's on a mission to spread the gospel according to CYANTIFIC far and wide. Rumours are rife; that he practices for over 12 hours per day; that he has magic arms and fingers; that he has special communication links to reptilian beings from another planet. In 2007 this was proved when he scooped BBC Radio 1Xtra's Best Breakthrough DJ award!

You can catch Cyantific on Saturday May 23rd at MIXMAG's latest London all nighter, Night & Day. Featuring a selection of artists representing the best in the genre, this 16 hour mash up at Kings Cross club, the Egg, is set to go down as legendary...

1. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A goonie.

2. What’s the worst club you’ve ever been too?

Oceana in Kingston.

3. What’s been your worst job?

Stationary department at john lewis.

4. What are you obsessed with?

80s movies and pointless japanese toys.

5. And what do you hate right now?

Jet leg and the fact I've not slept properly in about 6 weeks.

6. How would you introduce yourself to someone who’d never heard of you?

Hello, I'm jon.

7. Have you ever been arrested?

Yes, for graffiti, years ago.

8. What’s the best record ever made?

MJ - Thriller

9. What’s the coolest thing in your house?

My soundwave transformer.

10. What’s the best advice you’ve ever had?

That girl is no good for you!

11. What’s your vice?

How long have you got?

12. What were you doing at 2pm last Sunday afternoon?

Horizontal on the sofa watching the wire. Wishing I was still asleep!

13. What’s your answer to everything?

A cup of tea and a sit down.

14. On a scale of 1-10 how good are you in the sack?

Depends how much I've had to drink.

15. What’s your prized possession that you’ve still got from when you were a kid?

My dads hand-me-down 1985 grey leather bmw jacket.

16. Have you ever had a homosexual experience?

If watching two girls counts?

17. What do you spend your money on?

Pointless things.

18. What was your last big treat?

Home made cheesecake!

19. What’s your drug of choice?

Nicotene.

20. What would you change about yourself if you could?

My underwear.

21. What’s the worst item of clothing you’ve ever worn?

My underwear.

22. If you had a tardis, what time would you go back to?

1982, California.

23. What’s your lamest claim to fame?

Meeting arsene wenger and losing the ability to speak.

24. You’re playing at our party on May 23rd at the Egg so what do you have in-store?

Gabba-folk.

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