The long-awaited Shiva boat party has arrived! Jump on board the lucky few, cruise along the Thames and allow Shiva's anthemic house music to pierce your ears! London's jaw-dropping skyline will be there to admire and - with us roaming free on the sun deck - who knows what we'll get up to.....

Ahoy, there me hearties. Come forth and hark ye at what we say...

On Bank Holiday Sunday May the 24th, the ruffians of Shiva will hijack the Golden Jubilee boat for the very first time for an unadulterated cruise along the river Thames. There will we make waves of our own, drink and be merry; having clearly been buoyed by the glorious sunshine and heavenly house music. Let our eyes also drift to the river to marvel at London's beauty as the sun sets....

All you eager seafarers are encouraged to dress as you please but extra treasure will be given to those who make an extra effort. Let the scallywags come as pirates, the gentlemen come as sailors and ladies come as wenches – that'll surely shiver our timbers, if you get our meaning....

Setting sail along the river Thames is one of life's simple pleasures and it's high tide(!) that we gave you all a boat that rocked! There she blows...

The pirate DJs with the tunes guaranteed to make you all cruise with pleasure are: 'Sea Captain' Liam D, 'Buccaneer' Dean Steer, 'Long John' Muzz Khan, 'Sneaky Sailor' Ross Taylor and 'Tall Ships Down' Jordan Brown.

Tickets will only cost you a mere 20 pieces of eight and are available from ALL of the Shiva pirates - but you'll need to hurry - the boat has room for only 240 of you, any more and you'll just have to walk the plank, I'm afraid.

With a yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, all aboard everyone and let's get... erm... anchored!!!