Music : Commercial Dance, Club Classics, Funky House, Electro House, Old Skool House, Acid House, Breaks, Jump Up Drum and Bass, Jungle, UK Garage and Disco
Why So Serious?
The Rave Joker’s Revenge!
Price? FREE – NADA – ZILCH!!!! Why so serious – why fuckin pay?!!!
Dress code? 80s tracksuits, 90s fashion, clown outfits!
Music policy? 70s disco, 80s anthems, acid house, 90s rave, baggy anthems, hardcore breakbeats, house classics... if it makes you smile and go ‘I remember this one’ whilst throwing the famous fishy hand jive then it’s in the box!
After tearing the Russian a new rave hole back last November, Why So Serious? returns to wreak rave havoc on our favourite East End debauchery den with a night of rave, anthems, silliness, smiling, stupidity, drunkeness, dancing like a nobber, carnage, fun, euphoria and just plain and simple good times!
Supplying the anthem pressure and nostalgic euphoria in our main room will be...
POPCOX (Sassy Drag Doyenne Drops House & Dirty Pop Pressure!)
DEE JC (Acid House & Dawn-Of-Rave Boogie)
VIN DEMON (The Party Hour – Fun Times Guaranteed!)
ALEX TAYLOR (Closing Vintage Techno Onslaught)
DAVE IRVINE (Prehab Don Plays House Anthems & Gallery Classics)
LEX (NYC Disco Fever Warm Up)
ALLAN & AMES (Early Doors I-Pod Anthems Set From Promoters!)
Taking things deep underground and getting us rowdy in our rave dungeon we have...
LADY LENA (DJmag’s First Lady of Jungle On A 93-96 Session)
LEX (Our Resident Rave Master On An Underground Hardcore Flex)
STEELO (Rowdy Boisterous Breakbeat Anthems From The One That Can)
TAN (Vinyl’s Touch’s PR Mistress On A Breakbeat Garage Tip!)
REAL DEAL SEAL (Croydon Scamp Drops Pirate Station Garage Classics)
Disclaimer: Taking this event seriously in any way may result in a severe sense of humour failure and permanant laugther loss.
Also please note that those offending with stroked chins and furrowed brows will be asked to sit in the serious corner and beaten with the silly stick of rave.