For the hardcore among you and all the special people, we'll be stumbling on to Jaded in the morning after Turnmills and have negotiated a special rate for Fnuk-ers! £8 on the door, come and see me on the night and get stamped!! It's only a short walk or cab ride from Turmills to The End where our Heroes will be welcomed with open arms!! Cancel all Sunday plans now....

As it's my birthday it would be rude not to! ;-)

Party on!!

its the best choice

What he just said!!!!!

DO IT

3 more sleeps to goooooooooooooooooooo toot toot

superhero size key has been ordered richie

C'mon Fabric will be there next week and then the week after and then again the following week

But Tiefschwarz and Magda won't be! I hate it when two good nights clash :o( I know you'll have a blinder anyway and look forward to seeing the pics. Hoping to see some boat peeps at Jaded too :o) x

We'll be there..... look out for us!

look out for us

Somehow I don't think we're gonna miss ya!

But Tiefschwarz and Magda won't be!

OK fair play....

But loads of clubbing tourists or your Fnuk family and friends????

C'mon Lis I might even let you hold Banana Mans banana?????

hold Banana Mans banana

yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Hold it long enough and hey presto banana and custard ha ha ha

super C'S secret weapon !!!

Ha ha ha whats the PANIC button for ha ha ha

whats the PANIC button for

in the very UNLIKELY event i run out HHMMMMMMMMMMMMM whats the chances of that LOL (';)

Ha ha ha

I might even let you hold Banana Mans banana

But can I peel back the skin and have a taste??

OMG God I can't believe I just said that, disgusting slut! Don't encourage me any more please Rich.

But can I peel back the skin and have a taste??

TUT FUCKING TUT LISA

'dodgy shakes head in disgust'

But can I peel back the skin and have a taste??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!