What you'll need:

1 x scissors (adult supervision may be necessary)
1 x piece of elastic or string or ribbon
1 x piece of card (a cereal box will do)
Some glue or tape

Steps:

Print this page out on A4 paper

Glue the printout onto some thin card (a cereal box will do).

Carefully cut round the outline with some sharp scissors (you may want an adult to help you with this).

Poke two holes where the white dots are and thread some elastic through.

If you have reached this stage you must be very clever, have a large head and may need more elastic.

Place over head when Evil Nine come on at Platform 12 this Friday

Go and be evil.

Ah i c, maybe il laugh this one off then!!!x

No only joking!!!! Expect seriously good night out!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure you know I was being sarcy but just in case!!!!!! Really friendly crowd and top night...

Dennis AKA 'EVIL HOOD', will you be my evil mascot?

Dont worry hun, guessed you were joking, have heard good reports about this night so it would just be rude not to check it out!!!!!
i shall c u there!!!!x

Thought I was gona get my wrists slapped by clive for a mo then.... see you there!

Clive 'serial wrist slapper' Morley

I didn't know you were a serial slapper?

Yeah, I really beat up on Cereal boxes... but now that I have evil eyebrows to make, I wish I didn't break so many ;-)

yes I will !! You need to find a more suitable evil villain name though... honeycombe sounds just way to sweet and nice. I think 'honeytrap' might be more appropriate... sweet, sticky and dangerous...

"sweet, sticky and dangerous"

Honeycombe, close your legs!!

forget wrist slapping Clive - I can do really good chinese burns

now we all can be fucking evil as evil can be ;)

Clive will find out just how evil i can be when i see him next!!!!

*shakes fist at Clive and considers taking a rusty blade to his manhood*

thats the spirit honeytrap !!!

Oooh, that sounds like fun...

does it tickle?

You're a bad man Mr. Morley

Wonder if they'd confiscate my rusty meat cleaver at the Key tonight?

Mmmmmmmwwahahahahahaha!!!

Well Clive, might tickle, depends if you're into Sadomasochism.

Evil Honeytrap
xxx

Can WAIT for tonight!! MC CHICKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just want to say to the P12 posse that I had the BEST FUCKING NIGHT! Danced my arse off - haven't had a night that great for yonks - the music was seriously dirty and I loved it. RAH!!!! :-)