What you'll need:

1 x scissors (adult supervision may be necessary)
1 x piece of elastic or string or ribbon
1 x piece of card (a cereal box will do)
Some glue or tape

Steps:

Print this page out on A4 paper

Glue the printout onto some thin card (a cereal box will do).

Carefully cut round the outline with some sharp scissors (you may want an adult to help you with this).

Poke two holes where the white dots are and thread some elastic through.

If you have reached this stage you must be very clever, have a large head and may need more elastic.

Place over head when Evil Nine come on at Platform 12 this Friday

Go and be evil.

We have approximately 50 sets of evil eyebrows to give away on the night....

Guess I am just to stupid for DIY - just cut my finger...

Robbie....

No more scissors for you

will be on the evil case soon mate,
looking forward to playing on fri night and seeing many evil people. Should be a belter of a night.
See you all there

I don't think these will go with the rest of my outfit, sorry Clive

awesome work

Do we have to wear them on our eyes?

No, wear them as a flambuoyant moustache :)

That reminds me, I must Veet my arse.

And that comment will be the last significant memory of the day which will unfortunately stay with me now for 6 and a half hours until I wake up.

Thanks alot :P

which will unfortunately stay with me now for 6 and a half hours

Sorry, I was just trying to be evil for on-topic thread purposes.

Argh.. Every time I close my eyes!

Goodnight :\

:P

Dave - never put hair removal cream near your nether regions - trust me!!!

PS - I alreasy have evil eyebrows.. they look like penfolds from dangermouse. can't wait for friday! Rah. Hands up who doesn't want to be at work today??? Gorgeous day - humph.

my hands up!!!
Im def considering coming to the Key Friday for Platform 12-can anyone advise me on what to expect!!!!! x

Mate we have our eyebrows! Will be coming down i think...... should be good naturally!

Hope you are well Mr Morley!

not sure if I *need* additional evil eyebrows. doing quite well as it is.... however these will make a useful disguise for my minions...

Expect a really miserable crowd and crap music with a partucularly horrible host....