You bruvvvaaaass and hmm yo yo sexy siiiistaaaas my appologies for the belated few words as review. Would have said humble applogies but I'm a royal steed and frankly do not know how to do humble.

Well that was quite a little adventure. Am gad I have 4 legs really does help with the sealeg situ and that, but if it wasn't the actuall swaying of the boat for real, that boat sure ROCKED anyhows know'what I'm saying. Levi, Soul Avengerz, well I think funky wasn't even the word maaaaaannn it was so good I was shacking my fornt AND behind all night.

Stayed downstairs though, that DoubleDutch demanding chick (did you see what she wore? attention seeking cow, they should be looking at ME only) wouldn't let me have a snaeky peek. She said there was no room for donkeys it was so packed but it just shows she didn't have security planned very well it must have been all those fans up there. I might look into gettingsome new people, she even makes me earn my keep at home (guard-donkey, who's ever heard of such a thing). But lotsa people came to see me foir photos and autographs and moisterise my lips.

DD says the boat the BigBoatBash was one has a better lay-out but other then that no complaints from my bitches either, we just had an awesome time with some very sexy people and hope to se them all again when the Pink Chick crew do their next party, total respect for pulling it off hope they are well proud of themslves

Not sure Levi will have me back may need to come in disguise coz his missus was all over me all night. Heheh who can resist some donkey loving from the one and only bad ass mofo gansta hip hop DSI donkey. She was cute, but oh I think I'm in love with Smurfie. Hmmmm hmmm that little cutsey sure as makes my royal blood pump through my royal veins a bit faster.

Well boys and girls play it cool now. I kinda misbehaved a bit so had to go to the donkey-sancturaray for a bit to kick my bad habits, but heh I'm a donkey on the edge I'll be back soon stronger, sexier and more and more BBBBAAAAAADDD!!!

Kiss my hoofs for now (my ass gets enough attention already),

DONKEY

Donkey we love u .......donkey we do..........even thou ur far away........i mite have donkey stew........................
Was nice to finally meet u donkey....................next time could u take ur top off as those r the rules of engagement with the "socialites gone wrong" crew.................. u know who u r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

donkey stew... that sisn't even funny my donkey feelings are wel hurt now you creul blond goddess. I prefer a good whipping if you like hurting me know what I mean...

Will practice now.........as aware of ur touch hide............

Donkey you are in sooooooooooooo much trouble, that even that time you brought a female football team back and had them all stay over when I walked in, will look like I was happy to see you in comparison...

Were u there when he brought home a team of rugby players!!!!!!

THAT was your doing I forgave him, coz he really needed the money and well I quite liked feeling their mucles, hahaha.

Donkey I love you too! Glad your bad ass enjoyed the party! We have a few things in the pipeline and let you know when we have confirmed !