Murder on the Common? Well, not quite but an attack occurred last night. The victim??? The beloved mascot of the night - the Shiva Panda. The culprit??? Former Hallowe'en star Michael Myers. It's Shiva, it's Halloween and nobody is safe....

It was just another ordinary night for the Shiva Panda, mascot of the Capital’s premier clubnight, Shiva, as he braved the chilly October winds to promote and encourage the clubbers of Londinium to descend on to the Clap of Ham for a Hallowe’en party designed to keep tortured souls dancing ‘til dawn....

Upon completion and once the job was done, the Shiva Panda decided to call it a night and leave the city’s transport system for the hard-working and penniless humans - as he chose to leave and travel back to London Zoo via the Pandamobile. Though unbeknown to the beloved Panda, something didn’t seem QUITE right......

As the Panda walked through the Clap of Ham’s Common, eating bamboo shoot substitutes – known in England as tree branches – it became apparent that the Panda’s stalker was the loathsome and monstrous Michael Myers – the very same man who appeared in the sickening Hallowe’en feature films in the late 70’s....

It soon became clear what Michael had on his mind....
And it wasn’t a trip to the Zoo.....

Using his grotesque sense of smell, Michael Myers sniffed the aura from the Panda and from the Shiva flyers to gauge where the Shiva Panda would be headed next. The worst is yet to come, for Michael soon discovered the Pandamobile.....

There did he lie, lurking and anticipating the arrival of the innocent Shiva Panda – the death trap was set, the smell of death was in the air and Michael was waiting.....

The Shiva Panda stepped into the Pandamobile and, without any warning, was struck upon by Michael in a viciously pre-meditated and gruesome attack....

But the Panda was to be reprieved! A passerby saw the commotion and alerted the authorities immediately. Within seconds, Michael had vanished into thin air and was nowhere to be seen....

But, crucially, Michael Myers left behind two key items of identification. His mask and his intended murder weapon. Eyewitness reports claim to have heard Myers scream out that he would be returning to “finish off the job”.

Will he seek another identity???
Will he buy another mask from the fancy dress shop down t’road???
Will he draw Panda blood at the Whitehouse???

There’s only one way to find out:

Shiva | The Whitehouse | Friday October 31st 2008

Be there or be scared.....