How on earth did I manage to miss this????

They were upstairs and cos you're a dirty rotten filth bag you won't go up there and listen to the nice tunes!!!!!!!!

loves ya though!

xxx

you're a dirty rotten filth bag - Oh Matty poos you know me so well!! xx

was planning on waddling downstairs but ran into some technical difficulties and unfortunatly there were a lack of sumo technicians present,how very very very wrong indeed

Did you get stuck on the staircase LOL?

my fan popped out and then to top things off the batteries went, i have a feeling if i had made it downstairs without getting stuck there may have been a slight concern about stray cigarettes deflating me, so it was for the best.

Look out for the return of the sumo though! because this sumo loves pissing on mondays!!!

Nice jugs : )

You're proper jealous aren't you Saz!!! ;-)

Too right.... my gnat bites are mere pinpricks in comparison to this fine example of bosom-hood.

you should check my ass out then,what a treat

Give us a twirl then treacle... pull that nappy to one side...

You vulgar old tart - I'm sure this fine specimen of sumo is far too up market for your antics!!!!

Don't talk about the buoyant one as though he can't hear!