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Random jibba jabba
here's a topic i've set up for all the people that hijack threads (especially me) and talk random crap, so lets all put a message on here about absolutely anything, the more hideous the better !!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Make a difference in someones life, Lick them!
Who laughed: Rah669-FILTH
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
jesus is coming, look busy......
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Tickle your arse with a feather, particularly lovely weather....!!!!!
Who laughed: jacKofKats
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Hot Cross Buns....
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Dont push your granny while she is shaving.......!!!!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
zippy and bungle were playing in the jungle, having lots of fun. Zippy got silly, stuck out his willy and stuck it up bungle's bum....
Who laughed: racy-stacey
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
one up the bum, no harm done !!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
ooop time for tea and tiffin....!!!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
did you read about the prostitute bird breeder, i heard she liked a cockatoo !!!!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
up the bum no babies
Who laughed: Jabba87
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
danger of sweetcorn getting stuck down ya japs eye though !!!
Who laughed: Julzlovesglobal
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Edited Thu 09 Mar 2006
if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb!!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shitter.
Who laughed: Small-Fry, jacKofKats and twiglet2000
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
how does the man who drives the snow plough get to work ?
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
their was an old lady from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her crack
and p****d all over the ceiling !!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
roses are roses
violets are violets
my grandad was a spitfire pilot...
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
The average woman, if there is such a thing, consumes 6 ton of lipstick in her lifetime...!!
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
Marry had a little lam
it's fleece was black as coal,
and every time it jump a fence
you could see it's pink asshole
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006
ever put peanut butter all over ur balls and let your dog lick it off?
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Posted Thu 09 Mar 2006

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