First proof of teaser flyer for the Ibiza '07 Tour....







More info and line ups coming soon.........

126 days to go :-)

Y'know that moment after a real good weekend when you get indoors, you're between late stage mashedness and sleep and you have those really bloody weird "half dreams"? Well, to make a short story long, while loungin' in me bubbly bath [easy boys!] i had a flashback to this weekends half dream. I think it's like a mash up of our recent trip to Turnmills and the misbehavior of certain parties during the journey, and thoughts [and possibly fears] of our forthcoming Guilty Heaven trip to Ibiza.
We were all at the airport in a room laid on for us [dream on!] then it sort of turned into a public school type assembly hall. It was dead silence and all you GH/Sugar/FunkMeGood/HCIYKnob people were sitting cross legged on the floor, staring up at me on this stage with the fear of God in your eyes [like when i'm playin' tunes to ya] and then i go into this fearful rant in a 'You Know Who You Are Laddie' headmaster kind of way. I say that on this trip we are on a plane not a minibus, and that any mooning and breast pressed against the window-ing will not be tolerated and any instance of this will result in the person responsible having to go home straight away and will not go to Ibiza, and they will go home on a helicopter that they will have to board by crawling along the wing of the plane and jumping in when the man holds the door open IF you tell him the right password AND that it has only just got enough petrol to get back to Margate so you have to be quick else you'll never see your family again. Cos you all look really frightened and HCIYH Dave has started crying i calm down a bit and say that it is a very silly thing to do because if the man driving the plane going the other way sees your backsides or breasticles pressed against the windows he might drop his map swerve into a cloud and get lost. Big Mark starts laughing so i send him outside and he starts crying too. Then we're in the special room again ready to get on the plane. HCIYH Dave has stopped crying and Big Mark has apologised so i give them a cuddle, they cheer up, so i say that the real reason you must not press your arse against the window is because the window will fall out, your bum will be jammed in the frame and all your insides will be sucked out through your arsehole.....
I dont know if HCIYH Dave started crying again because Mrs Frenchie [even though she is seriously injured with her poorly finger] had fetched me up a nice cup of tea and a strawberry fruit corner cos she loves me.
I didn't tell Mrs Frenchie about this dream because she might think my weekend activities were getting excessive, also she would think i was fucking mental.
I know you lot will understand.
The deep workings of the human brain are a strange and mystical marvellous thing, aren't they children.

[Can i still go?]

A case of 'Final Destination 4' maybe.....

A case of 'Final Destination 4' maybe.....

Oh SHIT!

Easy Rob, Im confident the arses of Dave & uncle can withstand that sort of atmospheric pressure.

Inside & out. Or Inside out

what are you saying about my arse Ian and sorry frenchie i feel asleep can you tell us the story again please

ian told me that what he was sayin is that ur arse defies gravity!

yer.... because u is Superman uncle!

(bollox to philli good u didnt think id get outa that one ;)

sorry frenchie i feel asleep can you tell us the story again please

no

no

Thank fuck for that lol

Cant wait for chapter 2

ian told me that what he was sayin is that ur arse defies gravity

i will see you on saturday phill and you can tell me what he said

oooooooh, see phil on sat are. Well you raise that handbag!

Will be down tonight as its my twin bruddahs birthday, aint you going, you scared or summat

Punk

is that aimed at me or phill Ian cause i will be there tonight mate

Good good coz I'm comin'ATCHA
shitabrick

BRING IT ON BITCH

BRING IT ON BITCH
Oh, so you were talking to me!

9.30 square bear

9.30 square bear

can you give me directions please and what flowers you like

Certainly...

Up the Thanet way to Brenley roundabout, turn left. Follow A2 towards Dover until you see the sign for Barham crematorium.

I'll be in a hole I dug myself at the back of the building next to the sewer drain. I would of dug myself a nice plot with everyone else if I had the time.

A couple of yellow dandilions will be fine. You'll find a couple growing next to where I cut myself.

I love you all

Bye

Barham crematorium

i bet people are dying to get in there (sorry marc got there first)