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YEAH? AND WOT OF IT? u best watch your back u lil shit head! im gonna come and steal your camera!!! muhahaha!! ur nothin without the lens! ;)

lol

you coming
out

love ya relli mate :o)

xxx

Alright GAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)

not in that way lol

yer yer we all no why you take that camera out with ya :o)

why is that

because your gay I think he means!

BOYS I WAS JOKING

ohh shame :(

BOYS HAVE A look AT THE PICS FROM THURSDAY THEY ARE UP

link wud be nice please mr!???

WEL WEL WEL !! i just got back this morning from oceana , hahaha! wo ta funny nite , for such a crap place to go out on i had a good time for once . there was loadsa free champagne, i didnt spend a single penny in there, my whole nite consisted of spending a tenner in the sno bar and then the rest of the ntie was in oceana and i jsut drank the free champagne ALL night i got incredibly waasted that i have no idea how i got home lol. to make things worst tho im still drunk now at work lol. i have not been that pissed in a very long time. so Cheers for the free champers oceana, i dont think i was meant to have that much but giv a shit im a raver not a clubber and somethings gotta take my mind off the fact that i couldn't stand to be there.

how on earth did you get free champaign costs me 50 quid a bottle! I not a fan of champers at Oceana the staff have no fucking idea how to act, they really need to sort it out, they need to take a page from the London clubs books... also dancing strippers room would be cool for VIP or something!

dancing strippers room

go to smile if ya want that lol and free champagne is on monday nights!

really awesome!

and wats wrng with the staff there fine till customers start giving them shit

I used to work at Oceana when it first opened too, it was as pants then as it is now. It used to serve a purpose at least which was to keep all the pomp and snobs off the streets, now it just mugs off those who dont realise that if they didn't spank £3.80 on all them smirnoff ices they could jump on a train with the cash saved and have a quality night out!

To be fair though it was quality to work there and take the piss out of all the mugs that came in there, oh and the £100 a night "tips" were all good remember them Sam?

Milton Keynes is quality because its shit!!! why you ask? well because if like me you spend your weekends in London, Manchester, Bristol, Leeds or Brighton then you appreciate them that much more, because your not used to havin wicked clubs on yoiur door step so you get to keep the novelty.

My post some time ago said what IS DEFINITELY going to happen to MK....Its going to turn into a yuppy land, all the houses that are being built are targetted at these people and the bars that are being created will target these high disposable income groups. Hogs head RIP moves up market to Slug and Lettuce, same shit 20p a pint more