Good afternoon piss takers and love makers!!!
The sun is shining, a breeze is blowing, with impeccable timing PunchFunk is GROWING!!!
Yes yes YES we can announce some very special events coming up really soon and are sure to have ya baubels bangin!!!
November's PunchFunk is a very special treat for all you fans of popping to Southampton on a bank holiday sunday..
November 30th will bring those Don's of the Docks that put the "High" in High Tide

Dan Reid
Gary Bennetton
Tom Budden
And joining them will be a very special guest and a one that's not too shabby on the eye either..

The Misstress of house music Mayhem!!...
LOTTIE!!!
She totally rocked Space in Ibiza this and played a stormer at an event she played for me last year. This is a lady in form and she adds a definite sparkle to what will be one amazing party!!
December 7th brings a welcome return to the Bournemouth clubbing calendar..
Since April 2005 PunchFunk has tripped down to our seaside neighbours for rabble rousing rave ups at The Opera House and Dusk Till Dawn...

Many memories..many stories to tell!..and now we open a new chapter and the book looks like a really exciting one!!!
PunchFunk joins BedBug @ Crank for "it's biggest line up in Bournemouth to date"!!!
BedBug room
DAVE SPOON
MICKY SLIM
Daniel Bailey & Danny Francis
PunchFunk room
**VERY SPECIAL GUESTS** (announcement imminent!!)
JON GURD
Russel Sanger
Chris Vaux & Simon Blann
all this for only £6!!!!! BARGAIN!!!
We will be running PunchFunk Fun buses from Portsmouth, Southampton and Fareham. More details on that soon.
I think you'll agree this offers all sorts of great underground music and just to make it extra special its the official PunchFunk Xmas party so santa hats at the ready!!!
FINALLY!!!
With the arrival of 2008 just around the corner and people itching to hear what PunchFunk and Breakneck have in store I can officially reveal that PunchFunk is throwing a payback party for all those lovely party who stalk our dancefloors every month.
And a special present to all the talented Djs who have graced the decks this year and have done a stirling job..as well as a few surprise PunchFunk debuts!!!!
So co-headlining in all their glory for this NYE's PunchFunk Family Thrashdown in no particular order will be...
Queen of Flange & Philthy Phil
Ash Turner & Jon Petit
Junior Gee & Simon Blann
Chris Vaux & Gav Daruvalla
Sam Bylett & Matt Berry
Chip Jacks & Danny P
Gav Ravenous & Sue Coincidence
All in a B2B smash up style party carnage-athon till 4am
The Breakneck Jungle Jims will be welcoming -
DILLINJA
BREAKFASTAZ
As well as their very talented and typically tunefull residents!!
Tickets will be available very soon..dont miss out on a local showcase of the true stars of PunchFunk!!
Well there you have it..plenty of stuff for everyone and if that isnt enough..
You wait till you see what we have for next year..."Possibly one of the biggest events in South Coast history"...
No one can ever say life at PunchFunk is boring!
Take care Kids and dont forget....
Play safe you silly sausages!!!