Just came across this and thought it was quite good:


'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

Anyone else got anymore?

A work mate to me...

"Karen, you are one of those fasinating people, who some how will manage, and has managed up until now, to simply float your way through life, bless you!"

how funny!

One of my favourites....

OUR DOUBTS ARE TRAITORS AND MAKE US LOSE THE GOOD WE OFTEN MIGHT WIN...BY FEARING TO ATTEMPT!!

"Cccccmmon you Ulllll - wibble wibble blah blah splursh gurgle" - James Winfield 14/05/08

"not the brightest bulb on the tanning bed"

I hope you die of AIDS
- Paul Jay, Ibiza '07

I hope you die of AIDS
- Paul Jay, Ibiza '07

HUH???

"Cccccmmon you Ulllll - wibble wibble blah blah splursh gurgle" - James Winfield 14/05/08

FOOKIN PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from all the drinking I have been doing"

Right, I' back from work. Here are some of my favorites

Without having a goal its difficult to score

ENERGY - Its 75% of the job. If you haven't got it, be nice.

Do not seek praise seek criticism

Its beetter to fail in originiality, than succeed in imitation

Succes is going from failiure to failiure with no loss of enthusiasm

There are no short cujts to any place worth going

Those who lack courage will always find a philosophy to justify it

Some people take no mental exercise apart from jumping to conclusions

What the miond can cnoceive, the mind can achieve

Happiness is a singular incentive to mediocrity

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you

If everything seems under control you're not going fast enough

To become a champion, fight one more round

We don't see things as they are. We see them as we are

Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to a garage makes you a mechanic

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well, you've got to draw the line somewhere

eat my shorts

eat my shorts

short and sweet!

Live your dreams....










Except for that one where you are being eaten by a giant spider!

Knock knock...

Go fuck yourself
-Tom Hanks, Catch me if you can

SEX is like AIR its not important unless ur not getting any

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The weekend has landed.
All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties.
I've got 48 hours off from the world, man.
I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor.
The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man.
We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life.
I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?!
- (On the birthday card my boss got me)

"Go with the flow... Work like u don't need the money. Dance like nobody's watching u. Love like u've never been hurt. F**k like u're being filmed..!"

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem..!"

Many a true word said in jest

Nothing is foolproof to a really well accomplished fool

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." Theodore Roosevelt