Just came across this and thought it was quite good:


'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

Anyone else got anymore?

sorry for the private quote:

Special Sam: "Karen I dont think u realise how big that nail actually is!"

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

Patty-MATRICK-FUF

"I really don't think you understand how big your nail really is Kaz"
-Sam Bond/ Samani
Who laughed: xSpecialKxTBJ-DOLL and Rick-Maia
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Posted Thu 22 May



It's so good it has already been done hunni!! :-D xxx

Take that apology back right now! ;-)

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

haha love this one :)

Brilliant - story of my life at the moment.

"Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money."

- Robin Williams

To laugh is to risk appearing a fool;
To weep is to risk being called sentimental;
To reach out to another is to risk involvement;
To expose feeling to another is to risk showing your true self;
To place your ideas and dreams to another is to risk being called naive;
To love is to risk not being loved in return;
To live is to risk dying;
To hope is to risk dispair and to try is to risk failure;
But the greatest risk of all is to risk NOTHING"

Me;How did i happen?

El: Medical wonder......

"Oh Man they are gonna have to called the fucking Police because you have fuckin killed me man"

Random Polish clubber at Mango last night !!

That just capped my night - I can't believe he came out with that!!! Certainly some set appreciation there and I think you may have a bit of a fan..... ;)

Oh and "uh-oh, I think I may have stuck the instrumental version in..." (*NB - was not the instrumental....)