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Rick-Maia
Just came across this and thought it was quite good:


'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

Anyone else got anymore?
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Posted Thu 15 May
Rick-Maia
Here's a classic:

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson,Nintendo Inc,1989
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BIG-Nick-BOA
Here are a couple....don't have time to put more up


"Why do people with closed minds open their mouths?"

"Treason is the act of betraying our Masters, their institutions, their ideologies, and their entire way of life. So much work to do."
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DJ-Bobo
"Beer is proof that God really loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin
Who laughed: Cadet-K-Voodoo-Doll
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BenskiBOA
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning thats the best they are going to feel all day" - Frank Sinatra

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin

"I've got news for you all. Non-Smokers die every day" - Bill Hicks

One more from the genius mind of Mr Hicks

"If you're so pro-life and you're so pro-child, then adopt one that's already here, that's very unwanted and very alone and needs someone to take care of it to get it out of a horrible situation. Okay? People say, "Why don't you do that?" And I say, "Because I hate fucking kids and couldn't care less." Couldn't give a fuck. Don't care at all about abortion. It's your choice, case closed, the end, bottom line. And by the way, that 3 month old kid in your belly is not a fucking human being, okay? It's a bunch of little congregated cells. You're not a human … till you're in my phone book"
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swennieh
Here's a few that I find interesting:

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler Durden in Fight Club

"Some things in life are far to serious to be taken seriously" Will Schutz PhD

"It is never too late to be all you could have been" George Elliott
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TinaMartin
One of my fav's is..

No love or friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
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zag
"You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."
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littlemissellie-TBJ
"You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off down the model village."
Who laughed: Samani-TBJ-BOA, BIG-Nick-BOA and Patty-MATRICK-FUF
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Posted Thu 15 May
Muzzy-AR
most my fave quotes are from anchorman, im pretty sure they wouldnt be relevant to everyday life, or would they..
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littlemissellie-TBJ
most my fave quotes are from anchorman, im pretty sure they wouldnt be relevant to everyday life, or would they..

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
Who laughed: BIG-Nick-BOA, JustRacks-BOA, xSpecialKxBOA-TBJ and Patty-MATRICK-FUF
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Posted Thu 15 May
Muzzy-AR
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina
Who laughed: littlemissellie-TBJ
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Posted Thu 15 May
Amy-V-Doll
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

Thats one of my favourites!!! Also like 'Forget the past, live the present, dream the future'

Not that I do that, I am either caught up reminising about the past or worrying about the future! I'm always away with the fairies and not very aware of whats happening most of the time!
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Amy-V-Doll
'I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost 3 days already!'
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zag
Thats one of my favourites!!! Also like 'Forget the past, live the present, dream the future'

Another good one in the same vain is

"Live for today, plan for tomorrow, Party tonight!"

I've pretty much stuck to that one.
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Posted Thu 15 May
BenskiBOA
"It only takes me one pint to get hammered.............................can't remember if it's the 8th or 9th though!!!!
Who laughed: Kenners and BIG-Nick-BOA
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Patty-MATRICK-FUF
Im here for a good time, not a long time

I ain't mr right, I'm mr right now.

I will sleep when I'm dead...
Who laughed: jacKofKats, Samani-TBJ-BOA, BIG-Nick-BOA and zag
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xSpecialKxBOA-TBJ
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me
Who laughed: BIG-Nick-BOA
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xSpecialKxBOA-TBJ
I understand what you have been saying, I have listened very carefully, now if you don't mind, please fuck off and bore some one else
Who laughed: zag
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Posted Thu 15 May
xSpecialKxBOA-TBJ
Live your life and never have regrets

A true friend reaches for your hand but touches your heart

smile your way through to tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes, smile yourself away from yesterday
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