who's in then?

im quite excited as it'll be the first 2kilos with a bit of sun (i hope), always nice to sip on a pint, smoke a fag and gaze at the traffic shrewsbury has to offer outside the salopian.

seriously though, what goes with sun better than anything? beer.

where's the best beer in town (officially)

the salopian.

see ya sat...

i shant b gracing this on sat im very upset :(

blah blah blah

yak yak yak

shutup

c ya sat

is that like shrewsbury & atcham diet cola or something?

No... water.

I shall be coming to this lil gem of an evening me thinks

I shall be coming to this lil gem of an evening me thinks

Always at everyone elses event bar traffic, i even saw him in pub before last traffic and put breaks and dnb at my bday party especially for him, did he pop down, not on your nelly. Im taking it personally now, if he doesnt come to our free party next week or invasion/traffic in June madcow/traffic relations will be in tatters ;o)

Always at everyone elses event bar traffic, i even saw him in pub before last traffic and put breaks and dnb at my bday party especially for him, did he pop down, not on your nelly. Im taking it personally now, if he doesnt come to our free party next week or invasion/traffic in June madcow/traffic relations will be in tatters ;o)

haha i usually have good reason! I tried my hardest to get time off work to come to your bday, but no fucker would cover me... thus forcing me to miss out and work instead!

And you know what... i'm working next saturday night too!!! I'm not working june 28th tho...so, there's a good chance i'll be there! :)

It's not personal baz, i promise. I just work a lot!

It's not personal baz, i promise. I just work a lot!

You told me it was cos of your phobia of bald people?

You told me it was cos of your phobia of bald people?

True.


It's not personal baz, i promise. I just wank a lot!

Also true.

Its ok to miss birthdays if uve got a valid excuse like your busy wankin.

Thats why i never come out!

Wank takes priority over everything FACT

Sex takes over wank though, unless you're not getting any.

you gotta wank in between yo!

Hand doesnt talk back!

Sitr on your hand for a while until it goes dead, close eyes - it's like having a free hand job

It costs me nothing when i give myself a hand job anyway!

Sitr on your hand for a while until it goes dead, close eyes - it's like having a free hand job

Is that left handed if ur right handed?

haha!! you and your dicks!

2Kilos tonight at the Salopian... as mentioned in today's Guardian!!

2Kilos tonight at the Salopian... as mentioned in today's Guardian!!

its in the shropshire star aswell

its in the shropshire star aswell

big things

yeah well we've got an entire page in razzle and dogs bums. So nerrr :)

Sitr on your hand for a while until it goes dead, close eyes - it's like having a free hand job

I find if you sit on a cucumber and use a rowing machine that it can also be quite pleasant.

2 nite is gonna be dope. Please some1 tell me when Dubz is doin da northern soul set so i can pop down. i love that geordie style! ;)