WARNING! Dirty Sanchez' "Pritchard" escaped from Kiddfectious Vs Advokate testing lab!!


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- ATTENTION ALL KIDDFECTEE'S AND ADVOKATE VICTIMS - URGENT NEWS CONCERNING THE ESCAPE OF THE CRAZED SCIENTIST "PRITCHARD" IS ESCALATING THROUGHOUT THE LABORATORY. WITH A ONE TRACK 'HELL BENT" MISSION TO CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION THROUGHOUT THE FACILITY, THERE IS NO SANCTION OR REMEDY. ALL WE CAN DO IS PRAY.

During his time working on the Advokate Project, this doctor began experimenting on himself. After he was found inflicting the most horrific pain on himself he was locked into his chamber and observed. After days of brutal torture, he fell silent. A doctor went into the room to check on him, nobody knows what happened inside that room but he was found outside repeating the words, 'You can't stop it!' Over and over again..

The infamous TV celebrity from Dirty Sanchez, Matthew Pritchard will be rolling into the infamous Tall Trees complex to take control of the proceedings. With 'The Outbreak' well and truly dominating this mammoth North East gathering of harder styles, there is only one human capable of fronting such madness. The question is though, is he really human....?

From chopping off his finger tips to smoking his co-stars pubes in a bong, this guy has to be the most insane yet intriguing member of the Kiddfectious v Advokate experiment. After under-going a staple diet self mutilation and eating barbwire for breakfast as part of his daily routine....with much anticipation and even more shakey nerves we bring to you the mighty Pritchard.

The Outbreak has been kept top secret for many years and the government thought they had it all wrapped under lock and key. With the explosive transformation of Doctor Pritchard mutating into the Demonic Crazed Scientist they had no option but to warn inhabitants of his intent and thirst for carnage on a catastrophic scale.

No other event has witnessed Pritchard in such glory,as the clock strikes 9 he will be opening the steel barriers of the Outbreak and set the event off with an almighty bang. he will continue to host the proceedings throughout as well as punishing the Kiddfectious and Advokate population with horrific on stage antics to really showcase the true depths of the outbreak....

Ahead of the Kiddfectious vs Advokate showdown this satarday we bring you 10 weird and wonderful things you never knew about Pritchard...

1. He is a huge fan of hard dance and gabba. Before his time as a Kiddfectious test subject he was known to associate with the ‘Geordie Gabba Mafia’ and lists his favourite DJs as Kiddfectious king Alex Kidd, Bk and Mark EG!
2. Pritchard appears on the Channel 4 show ‘Balls of Steel’ where he stars as one of the 'pain men', he performs such er, talents as scraping his bum with sandpaper and setting fire to his own eyebrows!
3. He has taken part in marathons and triathalons all over the world!!
4. Welsh born and bred he has "stimulus" tatoooed on his arm, after a store situated in Cardiff he and Dainton used to work in!!
5. The Dirty Sanchez boys took part in the legendary Gumball 3000 and drove across the world in a Nissan Skyline!
6. He has his own clothing and trainer range called 'Sleep when your dead'
7. His favourite movie is The Dirty Sanchez Movie!!!!... Wonder why??
8. The Hard Dance Awards was taken over by Pritchard this year, see the video below for a idea of whats to come this satarday!
9. Pancho and Pritchard have been touring the world for the last 6 weeks for a new MTV show!!
10. Pritchard is a champion skateboarder!

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add your budz plz!!
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
He's a wrongun of the very highest order - but that's how we like 'em!!!!!

Buds in - as if there wasn't gonna be enough madness already!! Bring it the fuck on!!
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
what is dirty sanchez actually goona doo i love the mental basterds
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
buds in x
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
Saw them live at leeds festival a few years ago and cringed the whole time.
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
been watching a few videos of what hes been gettin up to of late.. madness!!! cant wait!
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
Pritchard is a legend and a die hard Cardiff City fan like myself!!!!

Bluebirds!
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
saw them at the cotton club not so long back, they were gd fair play, u knows how we welshies doo!!!!!!!!!

sup ajay, hows it kicking bruvva??
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
All good son! You?
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Posted Wed 17 Dec 2008
shud ave guessed he loves his hardstyle really! bein from wales and all that! cant wait 2 see what sort of stuff he gets up 2! have emptyed the memory on my camera so i can get plenty of pics and vids of the mad hed!!
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
lol love the video 2!
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
Pritchard is a legend

defo!
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
Trolleed said:
shud ave guessed he loves his hardstyle really! bein from wales and all that!

yeah him, his brother etc regularly come to bionic
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
strongest welsh accent ever!!!


all you all coming on sat then ??
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
Trolleed said:
have emptyed the memory on my camera so i can get plenty of pics and vids of the mad hed!!

Thats my plan as well, Im hoping I can get close enough to get some decent pics if not the zoom lens im using should come in handy!
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
chi
will b well good craic,buds added in!
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Posted Thu 18 Dec 2008
buds in ;)
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Posted Sat 20 Dec 2008

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