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heh nice find

Spot on lol

Missing: "DJs must not attempt to overcome the limiter by increasing gain"

Funny as fuck, Trust it to be in Swansea! Mental Headz!

Sounds like such a fun freindly place to play. Must try and get myself a gig there.

'No coats or bags' - do the djs have to go to the cloakroom everytime they want to change record?

Brilliant!

What sort of minger drinks fuckin fags.......thats Yuk

What a prick! Jesus christ the DJ's doing the club a favour in the first place!
"no electro during warm up coz i dont really like electro, give a fuck about the clubbers...no coats or bags, u can only play one record throughout the night...no leaning over or coming onto the platform to request songs- drunk people are morons so they'll have to shout from the dance floor...no drinking or smoking for you unfortunately...oh and play bloody well or else we'll close early!" Lol makes it sound like just a load of hassle!
Funny though...

What sort of minger drinks fuckin fags.......thats Yuk

Or it could be a really homophobic comment! ;)

lol i like it

Is it me, or is the PPS. Yes, you are wonderful bit really random?!

Love it!

hahahahahah love it...............!

Wicked ;-))

Is it me, or is the PPS. Yes, you are wonderful bit really random?!

Hazarding a guess it's a piss take at the overinflated ego's of some DJ's

I think is brilliant...

Hazarding a guess it's a piss take at the overinflated ego's of some DJ's

I think you hazard correctly!! But no mates....... thats not good. How will i look cool should i ever go to Crobar club?!? ;)

dont know like, callin your punters morons cant be good

i think we would all admit to being a twated moron from time to time. i know i have!!