Can be about anything: Food, Dream car.... whatever!

I will start:

I wanna have Sandra Bullock playing the skin flute while Oprah changes the light that is burnt out in the kitchen. While Harpo is up there changing the light, I want Pee Wee Herman to walk in and see Sandra painting the tree and give his patented "heee heee", and then knock Oprah off the step stool so that she hits her head on the counter. Then the theater wacker can take my dog out to go pee. Let not forget about Sandra, of course we would do our thing..... twice, maybe even 50 times, or at least as many times as humanly possible, but we would still be left with a bleeding talk show host who has by this point tried to crawl out the door and has gotten blood on my carpet... (Whata dummy), I was gonna help her until she was so rude as to get blood on my carpet. Now I will just walk her up to the bus stop and tell her the way to the hospital. Its gonna be hard to get there, because I have taken her wallet.... HEY, I need to pay for that blood to be cleaned up somehow.

Well.... if you havent puked on ur keyboard by now... its ur turn!

Well since it's been confirmed that my lying sack of shit boyfriend was cheating on me when I kicked him out of my house Monday for suspicion of him cheating and he already has a new girlfriend, why the fuck not. I have a few twisted fantasies involving removing his balls and super gluing them to his forehead, but I won't bore you with that.

I would enjoy a threesome with myself, another girl, and a very pretty, well endowed, metro-sexual guy. It would start off playful, tickling, teasing and pulling hair, and quickly heat up. I would start with the girl and have the guy watch as I made her squirm, and only just before she’s ready to go I’d let the guy jump in and have him do his best at pleasing us both at once. Blindfolds and riding crops would be a plus, and maybe a scarf to tie me up/ choke me out. Oh, and when it’s all said & done, I want a hot veggie pizza from Hungry Howies and a big bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. And then they’d pack their shit, get out of my house, and never call me again. =)

"But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried he could not break FREE"

hey man I like pink floyd too :)

put in your moms ass then have her suck the juices out of my c*ck

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You guys are rubbish at this.

I want to piss in Spesh's mum's hair and rub my shit in her face.

I want to wake up on a tropical island with 20 of the hottests chicks I have ever seen. They are all naked and hungry and only I know where the food is. They are all so thankfull for the food that we get in a huge humping pile in the surf. We live there happily ever after, selling a pussy juice beverage to passing fishermen.

I want to go to a manison on a hill overlooking the ocean where there are 5 gogo dancers who think I am the greatest and really good DJs. I reach my outstreached palms to the starry night and a falling star falls into my hands. Already happened.

sounds like my kind of date ;)

haha kidding.

I want to make a banana split, complete with a cherry, (but no chocolate) in between a hot chicks nice (but not too big) titties, then call her best friend and make her come eat it.

all while i am taking pictures ;)

then when all is said and done i email said pictures to their significant others, causing them to think that they have lost interest, making the men leave them, then when they are sad i slide in and cheer them up.
then i will have two hot girlfriends

then repeat steps two to four as many times as wanted for additional +2's

;)

:D


small problem, im not pretty, well endowed or metro sexual.

Oh Spesh, you're too hot to share. I'd need you all to myself. ;)

I wanna blow a bubble in your ass and make you burp the ABC's!

Dunno, if I could do an hour - 20 mins maybe? What time do you want me to come round Lew? lol


I have been a naughty girl. My teacher caught me writing dirty fantasies in class and keeps me back. He asks me if I have ever done any of these things and I tell him I am still a virgin. He tells me I must be punished for being such a little slut writing these things.
He bends me over his desk and gets out his cane. After a few strokes I'm nearly crying and begging him to stop, telling him I will do anything.
He grabs me, orders me to strip and then forces me onto my knees and pulls out his hard cock. He slaps my face with it and then grabs me by the hair and forces his dick into my mouth.
Gasping for air, I take every inch into my throat, sucking and licking his cock. When I'm almost dizzy from the lack of air, he pulls me up and bends me over his desk. He starts to tease my smooth, wet virgin pussy with his big dick, asking me over and over if I want it, if I want him to take my virginity, making me beg for his dick. "Please Sir, please just give it to me, " I shout and he thrusts his thick cock into me, making me cry out.
He fucks me hard and fast, tugging at my hair and spanking my smooth sweet ass.
He fucks me so hard it hurts, I'm calling out for him to stop but he won't. He's almost growling at me, calling me every name he can think of, until finally he unleashes jets of hot spunk into my pussy. He pulls out and wipes his cock on my face and hair, then orders me to dress in everything but my panties, which he keeps. He sends me home with his spunk dripping down my thighs, my hair tangled and my face stained.
Daddy will surely know what has happened when I get home...

I think you pwnd this discussion
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whoa

Nuff said

i swear ive seen that one like...fourteen times


HAH and i can pretty much make all that happen...except...Barros not Bung-Hungry gdam Howies

but, but I luv Hungry Howies...

Theres a party in my tummy... so yummy so yummy!

I did have this dream about Sissko, wearing nothing but a smile, laying in a bath tub full of mayonnaise, singing Yankee doodle. Oh yeah baby, oh yeah.

As long as you're taking pictures, you're content huh? xDDDD